Yeah, no. No, none of that. Hi, everybody. So we're going to have some fun today. And by fun, I mean misery. I want to play a numbers game with you. And whether you enjoy the show, hate the show, love to hate the show, hate to love the show. It doesn't really matter. I don't care if you think I have the hockey knowledge of a doorknob.

Here's the things we know after the wings lost to San Jose last night.

Rico, do you know what the number is 10-6-3 means sequentially?

I do, but yes.

Great. Those would be your shots on goal by period.

10 to 6 to 3.

How about more numbers?

16.

That's both the number of teams in the Eastern Conference

and your placing in said Eastern Conference by points.

More numbers.

30th. That's right. That's by points. More numbers. 30th.

That's right.

That's your place in the league.

30th out of 32 teams in point total at essentially the quarter poll in year six of the rebuild.

So all the Eisenman crumbums, come on and defend your boy.

Now we get to have some fun.

See, I'm not going to tell you how I feel because it doesn't matter.

I'm not up here like Don Cherry and a fancy little blazer.

I don't have a poppy on.

Oh, and I didn't grow up playing the game in a stupid beer league.

So here's the deal.

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