Well, hello. We've got a great show planned, and we will get to the Pistons, but not in a way that you expect. RICO and I have had some light debate. I am going to bring reasons for hope. I'll lay out five reasons. You have to label them in levels of crack cocaine high, but I'm telling you, I'm not ready to write them off.

I may hate them.

I may downright resent what they're doing does.

But damn it, I can't stop feeling this isn't over.

We're going to get to that.

But I have to do something.

I feel terrible for doing this, but I simply, it is about duty, honor, country.

I have to do this.

Okay.

We don't make the news.

We report the news.

Okay.

And I have a news update from Club Rossini. I can't get enough.

These are, and understand, I don't really make it my business. People, you know, they can

boink whoever they want to boink. It's not my problem. I just, I am so enamored with Mike Vrabel and Diana Rossini because they might be two of the

dumbest humans ever to be born of this earth. And the stupid keeps stupiding. Like the levels of stupid to this.

So may I present you? Because I've got a conspiracy theory for you.

Oh, okay.

Yeah, you wouldn't tell me what this was pre-show.

No, but I wanted to give you the latest from Club Rossini.

Okay.

And I want you to tell me if this is a 42-year-old grown-ass woman, mother of two, married,

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