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The Valenti Show

FULL SHOW: Wednesday, April 1st

The Valenti Show

Audacy

Sports

4.31.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2026

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

The guys spent this short show ahead of Tigers baseball lambasting the Red Wings for another embarrassing loss last night. They took your calls and read your texts before they wrapped the show.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome in. Oh, we've got a lot to cover and a little time to do it. We will get to this pathetic ass hockey team. And honestly, I stayed up for a double nut shot as the tiger pen imploded.

0:15.1

But hey, the Pistons won a game.

0:18.3

Wake me for the playoffs. None of this matters. At least they're winning.

0:22.0

Okay, wondrous.

0:23.3

I know one show that didn't panic when Cade got hurt.

0:26.7

This one.

0:27.8

So look, I have something we've just got to briefly address because the last 40 minutes

0:32.7

of my life have been consumed by Rico Beard.

0:37.5

All I said, and Kenny, you're witness to all of this.

0:41.3

All I said in a non-patronizing way was, man, you've got to be excited today.

0:45.5

You're like, for what?

0:46.5

I'm like, well, you love this spacecraft, this Artemis thing.

0:50.0

We're going back to the moon.

0:51.7

People, forget about it.

0:53.7

This turned into Oliver Stone conspiracy.

0:57.0

This man to my left doesn't believe this is real because it's April 1st.

1:02.0

That's not what I said.

1:03.4

Then you started about 10 minutes of video that disappeared from the moon landing and they met space people.

1:09.6

And then you started with, have you ever seen the other side of the moon?

1:12.8

I said that.

1:13.6

I just...

1:14.8

No, no, but I said, I am leery of anything that happens today because everybody wants to get their job.

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