Hey, welcome to the full show. It's Brooke and Jeffrey, and you get an hour, an hour of us right now.

Yay. Give or take a couple minutes. Unless you put the speed on, I found out you can do speed. And then we said, I was like this. I was like, ah, my life is really annoying. Someone wrote that they love to listen to us on 1.5. Oh, yeah.

That's fast.

The most I can do is 1.2.

That's my max.

So fast.

I stick to one and then forget what I was doing and I stopped listening.

I feel like it'd be the helium show or something by that point. Chipmunks. Yeah. So we got some new stuff for you today, new shot collar. Some new trivia. If you think you can beat me, bring it. But we are going to start with a challenge. Yeah, Pritz said, I graduated from university in November.

And I wanted to thank you guys for making my final year uplifting and academics less boring.

Much love from Nigeria.

Oh, that's awesome.

How bad did we affect your GPA?

You barely graduate after you found us?

Doesn't matter.

D equals diploma.

Yes, true. It was college. There you go. All right. Hey, welcome to it. And we're so glad you're here. We're glad you graduated. Congrats. And let's start the show. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And many of you listening are just getting back into the swing of things from a nice Christmas vacation. Yeah.

Probably haven't listened to our show in a while.

So remember, you can always go to our podcast to see what you missed.

Second dates, phone taps, awkwards, at Brooke and Jeffrey on Spotify, Apple, eye heart, eye, eye, spleen, wherever you get your podcast.

Ooh, I like eye appendix. Oh, it's so good. It's not very needed, but it's there. Quality. I think we can all agree, though, America's most precious resource are our celebrities. Oh, yeah. Yeah. We look to them for guidance. So I'm sure you're all wondering, how was Kim Kardashian's Christmas? Oh my God.

Because that's what's most important.

Yeah.

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