FULL SHOW: U of D Men's Basketball is Terrible, Free Time Post-Football, Zach Lavine to Pistons?
The Valenti Show
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🗓️ 2 February 2024
⏱️ 140 minutes
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Summary
Mike and Rico get the show started with an unusual topic: the University of Detroit Mercy Titans men's basketball team, which is an astounding 0-23. Then, the guys shift over to hearing what you'll do with your free time now that football is essentially over and what the Pistons could possibly be thinking by attempting to trade for Zach Lavine. In the final hour, they bring up the report of the Big Ten & SEC's unlikely alliance.
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| 0:00.0 | Well because today is going to mark the official death of college football, but we'll get to it later. |
| 0:06.0 | Or these scumbags are meeting to divvy up grandma's pearls. |
| 0:11.0 | Or maybe they save it at the last second like in the Marvel movies. |
| 0:17.0 | It's Captain Marvel coming out the sky. |
| 0:21.0 | Okay, um, we're going to start, this is going to be, I can tell you factually, this will be the first, last and only time we ever open a show with this topic again. I mean it. I can't see |
| 0:38.1 | of another situation where we would open a show with this particular topic. But we wanted to have some fun with you on a Friday. |
| 0:45.0 | Oh 3 o'clock we're going to get into football, i.e. what the hell we're going to do without |
| 0:48.6 | it. But for all the grief that Mr Beard and I have given, |
| 0:54.0 | the teams in this town that fail, including the Pistons. |
| 0:59.0 | Little did we know there's a team far worse in this town and you go as RICO put away |
| 1:06.7 | worse than the pistons oh yes how many wins pistons got RICO? |
| 1:12.1 | Oh we got six. |
| 1:13.4 | six. |
| 1:14.4 | Yeah. |
| 1:15.4 | Okay. The team I'm talking about has roughly six fewer victories than that. |
| 1:22.0 | That would be zero. |
| 1:23.0 | That'd be a team that has not sipped the chalice of victory. |
| 1:27.0 | It is, I'm speechless. |
| 1:30.0 | And look, doing cash the ticket and all that, I mean, I knew they got out to a bad start. |
| 1:37.0 | Like, I think I last remembered when they were like, Owen 12. |
| 1:42.0 | And I just don't prioritize Kenny Cots Basketball League but |
| 1:46.7 | the metro are you guys are you aware the University of Detroit is Owen 23 the same university that brought you Dick Vital and |
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