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Guy Haberman
4.8 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 9 September 2020
⏱️ 90 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Middle. |
| 0:03.0 | Hey, behave! You know I feel like John, what's that? I was just thinking I feel like I just got off of like whatever the longest plane flight you can have is in a |
| 0:25.9 | middle seat I had to pee for like the last six hours of the flight the |
| 0:32.4 | headphone jack wasn't working I couldn't watch any movies. I didn't |
| 0:36.4 | eat a big enough meal before the flight, didn't bring any snacks, the food on the plane was |
| 0:40.3 | shit, there was a crying baby, and it felt like the worst thing that I'd ever |
| 0:45.4 | experienced in my life and then I got off the plane and I got a big meal I got a |
| 0:49.8 | shower I peed and that flight's a distant memory. I'm like oh of course I got through that |
| 0:56.0 | 16 hour flight why wouldn't I have it was fine. What was what was Louis C. K's deal like a |
| 1:01.9 | true fat guy gets a meal on his way out of the airport? That's right |
| 1:05.0 | He's the yeah the cinnabond have you ever had that Jim Gaffigan. I think it was Louis C. K. I was thinking about this |
| 1:11.8 | That's the other day in a plane I don't think in my adult life in a plane I've ever pulled an Odell Beckham |
| 1:18.7 | I do not go to the number two in a plane you know now granted I do not go to the number two in a plane. You know now granted I'm not |
| 1:24.8 | flying like private you know you have I have not in my in my adult life maybe |
| 1:30.6 | younger I have but I haven't in it feels like over a couple decades I mean now |
| 1:36.4 | I've done it not counting getting violently ill on the plane two years ago it |
| 1:41.7 | extreme food poisoning. |
| 1:43.1 | I wouldn't count that. |
| 1:44.5 | I'm just saying no feeling normal. |
| 1:46.2 | Can you hold it? |
| 1:46.9 | Try to avoid it. |
| 1:47.9 | Try to avoid it for sure. |
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