When you love riding a motorcycle, you want to ride it everywhere, even to a physical.

Let's check your weight, hop on the scale.

Look at that, you're down a few pounds.

Oh yeah, must be the new carbon fiber wheels.

And when you love saving money, you want to save even more.

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I'm going to prescribe 91 octane for your engine knock,

and we'll want to see you again in 3,000 miles.

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Bundle and save on the things you love. Oh, It's the Bob and Tom Show.

Have you ever had one of those days when nothing goes right?

Your wife starts bitching by whatever it was she was bitching about last night

So you escape into the bathroom just to sit there on your throne.

But after you finish your business,

the toilet paper is gone.

Well, it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass.

It's a bad day.

So you better get off my back. You might get cold cock.

If you cross my path, because it's a great day for me to work somebody's ass.

Well I was running late for work so I poured me some coffee to go.

And just before I had a flat tie I spilled it all over my clothes

When a highway patrolman pulled up I thought that help was on the way but when he saw the tire tool in my hand

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