Thank you, Jeremy Otto, with Kenny Cott, the Hatchetman, David Hall.

He's Rico Beard.

I'm Stony, in for Mike Valenti.

Ladies and gentlemen, it's opening day, and I got to say something.

Granted, the person or belief that I'm going to mention is more important than opening day.

But everybody who I've seen around these parts, I believe, are wearing some sort of tiger's paraphernalia.

I'm wearing a tiger hoodie and a tiger hat.

Rico's doing the same with his hat. Kenny's got a hat. You know what? Hatchet.

Where's your tiger stuff? You're wearing God be Godin. And I understand God's very important to you

and into a lot of people. And I'm not going to say that God is not more important than opening day, but it's opening day.

Stoney just said his scubles more important than God.

248, 5, 3.

No, God lasts more than 69 pitches.

I'll tell you why I didn't wear anything, Tigers, because it's because of the people around this office. If you wear it, they're going to stop you, talk. Oh, how do you think the Tigers are going to do this? I don't want to talk to anyone, so I didn't wear anything so that people won't stop me. Just leave me alone. Let me do my job.

Whatever happened to love thy neighbor, David? The Mike Valente's school of interactions.

No, I've been in his way for a long time. I can't stand them. In the time that I've known, David,

there are certain things that are for sure David does not give in

to what everybody else does. He will do the opposite

just because everybody else

is saying left, David goes right.

I get it. But I don't know if I would have

I would have worn both today, but opening day

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