Charlie Baker, you bum.

Yeah, let's all clutch our pearls because people are betting on college kids transfer portal.

That actually would be a fun thing.

Go ahead. Go to Kalshi or whatever that is.

If you're going to do this, why not make money off of it?

And we have a lot of ground to cover.

I do want to start the show.

There was major, major news today.

And in case he's listening, today is Big G's. Yes. 70th birthday. Yes. Yes. The Big 7th. Oh. Maybe some nice casual shoes for him later. Oh, Biggie, you know what? Very exciting. I think I'm going to get Biggie a warm Terry cloth robe with a hood.

Sure.

So then he goes to walk 94 and 75. After every giant's loss. He will at least be warm and toasty. I'm going to get us some nice fuzzy slippers. I don't like Big G out there just in, I just imagine him in like one of those hospital gowns that opened in the

back. Yeah. I've said he's the joker when when when he's leaving dressed up as the nurse

trying to blow the place up. Big G. I want you to suffer in comfort. Thank you. But you know

it's a trip like I know it's a number like my dad acts relatively young. I mean, he's forgetful, but that's always

been him. But like, seven, dude, first time in my life. And it's because I'm in my 40s now. You start to view your parents as old, even though they're not. Like, I'm blessed. They're in good health. They're moving and grooving, doing their thing. But you know what the numbers are. so it's a little bit of a trip

yeah

but he's not old

I mean 70

Goldblum just had But you know what the numbers are. So it's a little bit of a trip. Yeah.

He's not old.

I mean, 70.

Goldblum just had a kid, man, you know. How about that? I discovered that was his kid in the commercial. My wife told me that. I couldn't believe it. Looks just like him. Yeah, but Jeff Goldblum's 100. Yeah. And he's still, I think De Niro's still popping out. No, that's his key in that commercial.

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