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Charlemagne de God. Peace to the planet. It is Monday. How y'all feel out there? I feel blessed black and highly favored. Happy to be here another day to serve our beautiful listeners. Good morning. Oh, man, it's going to be a show today. So if you're just tuning in and you live on the East Coast, you already know what it is.

The storm, the blizzard, it's going to be a show today. So if you're just tuning in and you live on the East Coast, you already know what it is. The storm, the blizzard, whatever they want to call it, has hit. And because of that, we are home. We couldn't make it into the city. We weren't allowed to drive as of 9 p.m. last night to noon today. So we could not drive to work today. They gave the city. I mean, they gave the storm a name. What was it? Hernandez or Geraldo? I ain't, I ain't here. I ain't here. No, they gave it a name. They didn't just call it a blizzard. I don't know why they started naming winter storms all of a sudden, but they definitely gave it a name. I say Mondani say, what is the North Easter? What is that? I heard it was a New Easter. I heard it was a blizzard. All I know is it was a mess. Hernandez, that was the name. Hernandez. Oh, Hernandez. Yes. Why do you always got the Latino names, Joe? I don't know if they do. Yeah, I think they did. Hernandez? Hernandez., yeah, this one is Latino. Yeah. Oh, okay. That's crazy. Yeah, but this weekend, I was out in Washington, D.C. My daughters had a dance convention, and they should have canceled it on Sunday. They should have canceled Sunday's day so we could have drove back, but they didn't. So I had to drive back in it last night. And usually a trip from Washington, D.C. is like, what, four hours, three and a half hours. Last night, it took me six hours and 40 minutes to get home. Like, the same limit was 30 miles an hour. It was disgusting and nasty. You should have left D.C. the night before, like I did. See, you got to complain. See, this is the problem. I was down in D.C. for cheerleading competition. See, you don't be complaining. See, parents have to understand that when it comes to these competitions, these competitions don't exist without us. We're the ones that pay the money, okay? We're the ones that get our kids down there. So if we feel like we shouldn't be there, we got to make noise about it. And I told them since from Saturday, I'm like, do y'all understand what's happening tomorrow? Somebody needs to make an executive decision, and they ended up not having the tournament on Sunday. All you know what big head ass said something. They canceled it. I ain't to say it was just me, but I feel like as the parent that pays the the money for their kid to be there we should be making the most noise when it comes to situations like that yeah yeah now jess I also realize sholomey don't real love they don't really love me let me tell you so charlemagne was less than five minutes away from me right he texted me at midnight like all right bro I'm luck tomorrow. He didn't say, hey, you want to ride with me?

Hey, I got extra room.

You could jump in, you and your girls could jump in the call with me.

He said, I'm out. I see you, I see you when I see you. I said, damn. That's crazy. Show them. You got something to say to that? That's wild, yo. Yeah, that was never a conversation He never he never

He never said that you know he was stuck or anything like that

I wasn't stuck I drove down there Um, yeah, that was never a conversation. He never, he never, he never said that, you know, he was stuck or anything like that.

No, I wasn't stuck. I drove down there. I drove down there. Yeah, it was good, though. But the competition was good. Gia had to leave, so I had to handle everything with the girls. I had to do hair, which was a mess. I don't not know how to lay hair down. I had to do makeup.

They look very clownish at times.

So if you see pictures,

my girls makeup look a little clownish,

a little too much red on the cheeks,

a little too much red on the clownish, little too much red on

the cheeks, a little too much red on lips. But other than that, we had a great time. That's what's what stuff. What place they come in? How was Richmond? How was Richmond? In her category and London came in second in her category. London came in second in her category.

So it was,

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