FULL SHOW: The Day We Talked About Horsepower

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🗓️ 16 February 2026

⏱️ 113 minutes

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Today’s episode of The Morning Show brings chaotic energy from start to finish as Juliet’s concerned mom calls in with her very questionable classmate Skeery to confront some college partying rumors. The crew goes around the room sharing everything from refunded jackets and dog-toe videos to pregnancy nightmares and an existential spiral over what one horsepower really means. It all wraps with a hilariously outrageous dive into the worst cheating excuses ever told...so ridiculous they’re almost impressive.

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0:00.0	This is an I-Heart podcast.
0:21.0	Guaranteed Human. I was gone for a minute, but I'm back now. Elvis Duran. The Z-100 Booning Shush. Uh, all right, dare we let Nate host this or should we get a new host today for the feud? Come on, people. Oh, I kind of like Nate doing it because he's so bad. Yeah. Wow.
0:37.1	It's like, thanks, Connie. You're welcome. I mean, I feel like American Idol wouldn't be the same without Ryan Seacrest. The feud's not the same without Nathaniel. Don't compare me to him. But Sechrest is a, he's great at hosting Idol. He's so smooth. I don't have a telephone. But I think Nate's great. Sequest is great, and it's great.
0:40.2	You know how we were talking about how we love things that are cringy?
0:56.7	I think this is the exact demonstration of that. I know. Okay, think this through. What if, just out of nowhere, Diamond came in and hosted the feud? How fun would that be? You want her to do it? I think it'd be fun, and well, no one else is agreeing to me. So I'm trying to think. I think she too would be terrible.
0:54.2	So, yes, her to do it? I think it'd be fun. Well, no one else is agreeing to me.
0:55.3	Well, I'm trying to think.
0:56.7	I think she too would be terrible.
1:12.8	So, yes. Let's do it. Well, no. I think if we let somebody else do it, then we would think Nate's great. Oh, maybe. Oh, see? All right. That's not nice to say that about our diamonds. She may be, what if she is the next superstar in a game show hosting?
1:13.8	That would be great. I'm not saying Diamond, I'm saying anything. say that about our diamonds. She may be what if she is the next superstar in a game show
1:12.3	hosting? That would be great. I'm not saying diamond.
1:14.4	I'm saying anybody. I just don't think Nate's that terrible
1:16.6	and I think if anybody else tried to do it, it would be
1:18.6	miserable and we'd go, yeah, you know what, Nate's
1:20.5	pretty damn good. Let's go back to Nate. Frog, you think
1:22.6	Nate's not that terrible and they let you program a radio
1:24.6	station? Oh my God. Thanks for the complicit there, Frog.
1:29.1	I didn't say I was doing good at it.
1:30.5	He just let me do it.
1:31.3	I'm not saying I'm good.
1:32.5	They're going to rename our station in Jacksonville, 97.9, cringe FM.
1:38.7	All right, well, here we go.
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