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Elvin L.

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Oh god, the country's most popular top 40 morning program. Yeah, you know what this is. Yeah, you know what this is. Elvis Duran in the morning show. Get on in here. It's a Monday. I know, I know. The weekend's over. Sorry. Oh, well. And here in New York City, it's just a nasty, icky day. They said it's going to get really windy later, I heard. Windy and nasty and icky? Great, yeah. Are we adding windy to the nasty and icky? We are. The Midwest got pounded with the wind this weekend. Yeah. It was crazy. Awful. Yeah. Nasty, icky, pounding. Cool. Good morning, everybody. My morning. Daniel's looking mighty orange today. Thank you. I love that orange. Thanks, thanks. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Buenos dea, senior name. Buenos Aires. Hi, Froggy. Good morning. Scary. Hello. Good morning. Scotty B. and Master Control. Hi, good morning.

Diamond's here.

Diamond!

Good morning. Look at that. She knows I'm going to yell her name, so she has her headphones on, ready to go. I see Garrett back there in the hallway, and I see Andrews on his way, I think, maybe. I don't know. Do I say good morning to everyone? I think so.

Scareddy something dancey, something that's going to wait me up.

Oh, that's something cool. Do I say good morning to everyone? I think so. Scary outy something dancey, something just going to wait me up.

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