FULL SHOW: The Day We Realized Everyone’s a Little Weird

Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND

Elvis Duran Podcast Network and iHeartPodcasts

Music History, News, Comedy, Society & Culture, Entertainment News, Music

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 5 January 2026

⏱️ 113 minutes

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From creepy childhood habits and dirty wall fingerprints to being blocked by celebrities and figuring out who the real black sheep of the family is, this show spirals fast. We test your music memory with Finish the Lyric, debate funeral behavior, ask if you’re secretly a flake, and unpack what this show has actually taught you over the years — whether you like it or not.

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0:00.0	This is an I-Heart podcast.
0:02.6	Guaranteed Human. And we're back. And we're back. Merry new year. Fresh start. Happy New Year. It's a little late, frankly, for the Happy New Year. Statute of limitations. It's kind of run out on the New Year's. Hello, ladies. Hello, lady. Hey, welcome to the show. Elvis Garan in the morning show.
0:21.2	C-100.
0:22.4	Okay, so you know what I want to talk about today?
0:24.2	And I know this is going to get really weird.
0:26.0	This is going to get really weird.
0:27.9	Oh, no.
0:28.4	What are some of the weird kind of disgusting things you did as a kid?
0:34.1	And then some of them could be like your first dive into the world of sexuality you're just like
0:39.5	this is when parents dive for the radio turn it off turn on light FM warning so because
0:46.6	you were telling me Gandhi yes that when you were a little girl yes what happened I used to really
0:52.4	enjoy the jets at the pool you know like a little that shoot out the water? Yeah. I discovered that they could make you feel kind of interesting. So I was just chill by the jets. It would be like, why are you just posted up against the wall? I don't know. It's just nice over here. So you would sit and you would stand or position yourself in front of the the jets in the pool.
1:11.2	Well, I was little, so I was like floating. I would hold on to the side and just float there. For hours. Where's Gandhi? It's over by the Jets. All right. But you didn't know at the time exactly what it was. No, but I knew it was fun. Exactly. Yeah. You know, I used to have Jets experience as well. Did you? Yeah, I didn't know what it was.
1:28.9	That was the first place I experienced the... fun. Exactly. Yeah. You know, I used to have Jets experience as well. Did you? Yeah, I didn't know what it was.
1:28.9	That was the first place I experienced the, oh. In the pool? Yeah. I didn't know what it was. Now, we're not talking about the New York Jets. I was wondering which Jets you were speaking of. What about you, Nate? Come on. Well, come on, talk to me.
1:44.6	That's embarrassing.
1:45.4	I really enjoyed sleeping with pillows. Sleeping with or hump it? So you humped your pillows? Yes. Yeah. Yes, Nate. I don't know how to. Yeah. Well, no, you pretty much said it. You don't have to say anything else.
2:01.6	Stop right there.
2:02.6	Okay.
2:03.6	Did you sully your pillows?
2:04.6	Oh, just you know.
2:05.6	Okay.
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