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Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND

FULL SHOW: The Day We Ranked Gay Cars

Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND

Elvis Duran Podcast Network and iHeartPodcasts

News, Comedy, Music History, Music, Entertainment News, Society & Culture

4.71.2K Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2026

⏱️ 109 minutes

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Summary

We debate aliens, bad roommates, weird couple habits, “gay cars,” and the crush list Nate definitely shouldn’t have shared. Plus, superstitions, creepy perfume facts, and the people demanding to speak to the manager.

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0:00.0

This is an I-Heart podcast.

0:02.6

Guaranteed Human.

0:33.5

Hi. Oh my God, I love you so much. You guys are awesome. I hear you every single morning. Hello, ladies. Hello, ladies. I love all of you. Wow, this is amazing. I'm talking to Elvis Duran. She, Elvis Duran. Oh, sorry. Elvis Duran in the morning show. More and more, we're seeing these stories about people from Earth making contact with or being contacted by beings from other planets or somewhere else.

0:35.9

I don't want to say specifically a planet.

0:40.5

They could just be floating around out there somewhere, not needing a planet, not needing something to walk on.

0:42.3

You know what I'm saying?

0:43.3

So cool.

0:44.3

So I got this list today.

0:46.3

The states most likely to survive an alien invasion.

0:50.9

Some places better than others, more prepared to deal with an alien invasion should it ever

0:55.3

happen, and this new report reveals where they're most ready.

0:59.2

Research looked at factors including number of UFO sightings, population density, and

1:04.4

landscape to determine survivability score for each state.

1:08.2

Virginia, the state of Virginia, comes in first as most likely to survive an alien invasion followed by Georgia and Massachusetts. Okay, I could see that, but there's a lot missing there. What's that? Because we have no idea what these aliens are capable of and which environments would actually be better for us. You know, like, what if you want to be in the desert because they're water base and they would dry out, like in what kind of forever?

1:29.3

You don't know.

1:30.2

I think, and I'm going to make an assumption here, Virginia has a massive military force

1:37.6

compared to other states.

1:40.6

Okay?

1:41.3

Okay.

1:41.9

So it could be, you know, if you have the Air Force ready to shoot them down,

1:45.3

pooh, pooh, pooh, pooh. Is that how it sounds terrifying? I don't think it sounds like that.

1:50.1

And why do we call it an invasion? What if it's just, it's a visit? Yeah. I mean, you know, when you have friends come over, are they invading your house

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