FULL SHOW: The Day We Questioned Every “Normal” Thing We Do
Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND
Elvis Duran Podcast Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 17 January 2026
⏱️ 123 minutes
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Summary
From a listener quitting her job to “take care of her joy” to Mrs. Mashalopsis losing her teeth, today spirals fast. We argue over BS life sayings, mansplaining, clapping when planes land, and who keeps stealing food from the office fridge. Things get personal with weird habits, left-handed struggles, sober reconnections, and ultimatums — plus fake ID arrests, a sock-shoe showdown, a pizza guy talking to himself, and a caller convinced her husband might be gay.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.5 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:05.8 | You guys are my absolute favorite, and I love you all. |
| 0:09.2 | I've got to listen to you every day. |
| 0:11.0 | You guys are so funny, and it's such an enjoyment to listen to you every morning on my way to work. |
| 0:15.6 | I'm going to say hello. |
| 0:17.2 | Hello. |
| 0:18.7 | Elvis Duran and the Morning Show. |
| 0:21.9 | Our friend Jamie is here. |
| 0:23.4 | Can we, do we be talking about this? |
| 0:25.0 | Yeah, we can. |
| 0:26.8 | Jamie has been at Light FM down the hall for, what, 13 years? |
| 0:31.5 | Yep, just about. |
| 0:33.9 | And Jamie's been on our show several times. |
| 0:37.1 | We've talked about the dating world and how you're out there looking for that guy. |
| 0:41.5 | Because you want to start a family. |
| 0:42.8 | I do want to start a family, yes. |
| 0:44.5 | And of late, you went through a couple of health things, which, you know, okay. |
| 0:49.5 | So we heard the other day, Jamie has made a decision. |
| 0:52.3 | Tell everyone the decision you made you made and it was |
| 0:54.7 | announced just a day ago. I literally quit my job. Like just walked in there and did it. I love it. I'm so |
| 1:03.7 | proud of you. I'm so happy for you. There was no two week notice. I didn't even know how this |
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