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Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND

FULL SHOW: The Day We Heard Your High School Scandals

Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND

Elvis Duran Podcast Network and iHeartPodcasts

News, Comedy, Music History, Music, Entertainment News, Society & Culture

4.71.2K Ratings

🗓️ 7 March 2026

⏱️ 122 minutes

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Summary

Listeners confess their wildest high school scandals, someone loses Froggy mid-show, and a caller announces they’re quitting their job today. We dive into abusing systems to your advantage, Andrew’s terrifying Uber ride, Danielle helping a friend cheat financially, and the internet’s weird obsession with laughing at people getting hurt. Plus: the TV Dad Game, secrets about the happiest people on earth, a caller’s first date in four years, and the surprising jobs where people see you naked.

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0:00.0

This is an I-Heart podcast.

0:02.6

Guaranteed Human.

0:22.4

It's not my fault. You're like in love with me or something. Listening to you guys and I love your show and I listen to you all the time. I just want to say I love you guys. Love you more. We all coexist and love each other. I love it so much. Oh my God. I love your show. Love, love, love you guys. Good morning, everybody at Elvis Duran. I love you.

0:25.4

You're like in love with me. Elvis Duran in the morning show.

0:29.8

Hey, so, Goddy says she's never been to Disney.

0:33.3

All right. Don't get mad at me, anyone, but I'm going to tell you, I found this out firsthand

0:37.3

from a friend who did it.

0:38.5

If you want to get on the ride faster, order a wheelchair when you get there.

0:42.5

No. No. No, no, no, no. It's true. That's horrible.

0:47.2

Because I tore my ACL senior year of high school.

0:50.5

Oh, I'm sure it still hurts. Yeah, no. But we did like a senior night at not Disney, but a different theme park and my friends used me to get to the front of the lawn. See, that's awful. Of course, when I suggested, when I suggested you get a wheelchair, of course, I'm kidding. Do not do it. But because I know someone who did it. That's not. And I yelled at them. I said, Don't do that. No. The wheelchair access should be for people who want to enjoy Disney, but they can't without a wheelchair.

1:14.7

That's bad karma for you to do that. It's bad, bad karma. Bad juju. Then I told this story to a friend of mine who happens to be in a wheelchair. His life is in a wheelchair. And he says, yeah, you know what? You think all life is grand because you can go to Disney and get on rides faster in a wheelchair?

1:31.3

He said, no. The world still is not a perfect place for people who are in wheelchairs. It just isn't. And he told me about some of the challenges. And I just like, oh, God, I would never wish that on anyone. So no, don't do that trick. But then he says, he has other friends who are in wheelchairs who are total jackasses and take advantage on it.

2:03.6

Oh, yeah. And they really need a wheelchair. I know. If they get mad at someone, they'll run over their feet. Yes. And I'm like, well, look, you know, for a guy who's not in a wheelchair, we have, you know, you feel weird yelling at someone in a wheelchair who's running over people's feet and you can tell they're doing it on purpose. Right.

2:04.0

Oh, my goodness.

2:04.4

He said. you know, for a guy who's not in a wheelchair, we have, you feel weird yelling at someone in a wheelchair

2:01.0

who's running over people's feet and you can tell they're doing it on purpose.

2:03.8

Right.

2:04.1

He said, no.

2:06.2

Challenge them every time.

2:07.6

If you see someone recklessly driving in their wheelchair, say something.

2:11.4

The whole point is they want to be thought of as not different from you, but they're setting themselves apart by doing that.

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