FULL SHOW: The Day We Had A Tickle Fight
Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND
Elvis Duran Podcast Network and iHeartPodcasts
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🗓️ 15 August 2023
⏱️ 108 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | All right, I need to have a, uh, a staff meeting. Everyone come on in to the staff meeting. |
| 0:16.4 | Uh-huh. So we're looking to roster things to do this week. Let's see, um, Gandhi will be out |
| 0:22.3 | tomorrow. Yes. She's having a procedure. Yeah. And procedure is in quotes. Yeah. |
| 0:28.5 | Uh-huh. Where is she? She went to the, I think she was in the bathroom. Oh, no, here she is. |
| 0:33.0 | Okay. She is. Uh, okay. And then, okay. So we have Gandhi out tomorrow for a quote unquote |
| 0:39.3 | procedure. Yes. Is it like, is it like a heavy duty procedure tomorrow? Um, they're going |
| 0:43.6 | to put me out like all the way under. So I don't know. I think I'll be okay. I hope I'm back |
| 0:49.3 | on Thursday. You know what? When they put you under, try to remain conscious about like what |
| 0:55.1 | you're thinking and where you're going. I wonder, where do we go when they put us under? |
| 0:58.8 | There is no way that you can do that because I think you, you don't even remember going under. |
| 1:04.1 | I remember when I went under for my thyroid surgery and he goes, did you get your cheeseburger |
| 1:08.6 | when I woke up? I go, what are you talking about? He goes, the last thing you said before you |
| 1:11.9 | went out was, I wanted cheeseburger. Wow. Who remembers those things? I have no idea. I'll try. |
| 1:17.8 | I'll try my best, but I don't know. So I heard from someone years ago that there are three things |
| 1:24.2 | that happen when they put you under. The medicine that they give you with the anesthesia is to |
| 1:29.6 | block your memory. It's also to reduce your feeling of pain and it's supposed to put you |
| 1:36.4 | to sleep. Those three things, right? Is that right? Dr. Nate? Pretty sure. Yeah. I mean, I'm |
| 1:41.3 | unconscious all the times they put me under. So I really don't know. But yeah. Good. So yeah. |
| 1:47.3 | I wonder if anyone we know has ever maybe been startled awake in the middle of having a |
| 1:53.8 | procedure done? Oh, man. I've read those stories. Can you imagine waking up and they're coming |
| 1:58.4 | at your eyeball with a blade? But I heard that's what the memory eraser's for. Yeah. Let's get rid |
| 2:04.4 | of that. I think you wake up. You won't remember this. Don't worry. So you're going to go in and |
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