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Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND

FULL SHOW: The Day We Found Things in the Walls (and Ruined Christmas)

Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND

Elvis Duran Podcast Network and iHeartPodcasts

News, Comedy, Music History, Music, Entertainment News, Society & Culture

4.71.2K Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2025

⏱️ 117 minutes

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Summary

From live Christmas tree critters and stolen holiday gifts to weird stuff discovered inside your walls, this show goes completely off the rails. We debate siblings sleeping with friends, drawing questionable things on buses, zipper etiquette, awkward restaurant habits, and why “we” gifting is a crime. Plus: December birthday drama, shopping cart morality, and a very special Michael Oppenheimer moment.

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0:00.0

This is an I-Heart podcast.

0:02.6

Guaranteed Human.

0:04.5

The portions of this program were pre-recorded.

0:09.7

My cat, Kitty, ate some tensile, and she had tensile coming out of her mouth and out of her butt.

0:16.9

So I'm assuming it was connected.

0:18.6

Oh, no.

0:19.5

I would have, like, flosser.

0:20.9

It's very dangerous. Yeah. I was like, Oh, I wanted to like flosser. It's very dangerous.

0:22.5

I was like, oh my God.

0:24.3

I love you guys.

0:25.4

Elvis Duran in the morning show.

0:31.6

So it wasn't that long ago.

0:36.1

We were talking about Christmas trees, live Christmas trees,

0:40.4

bringing them into the house, setting them up, decorating, and you find a critter in the tree.

0:44.4

Yeah.

0:44.8

And Gandhi, of course, the rest of us were, no God, we don't want that to happen.

0:48.8

I don't want to find a raccoon in my tree.

0:51.1

Gandhi would pay money to have a tree in her house with a critter living in it. Right. Like a woodland creature, like a squirrel or raccoon. I'd be fine with a possum. Porcupine? A chipmunk? Yeah. Like these, they're so cute. A sloth? A hedgehog? Yeah, whatever. Okay. What about a bunch of spiders that just start? Is that a woman creature? I don't think so.

1:10.8

That's not a woodland creature. How about an opossum? Yeah, absolutely. It's so Irish. I would scare it all day so it's fake dead. Bobby opossum. Yes. Okay, so we have some people we found that have actually found creatures in their trees. Oh my God. Do you want to hear from someone? Yes. Okay, let's go talk to Lorena.

1:29.8

Hi, Lorena.

1:29.8

Hi, Lorena, how are you?

1:32.0

Good.

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