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Guaranteed Human.

Our next guest is the host of the nationally syndicated Elvis Duran and the Morning Show.

My list of phases.

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Elvis Duran and the Morning show.

Every morning I listen to you and Gandhi and Danielle.

Whoa, hello ladies.

Don't worry, you're not going to feel anything. It's fine.

I don't know if I would listen to that show.

Welcome, welcome, welcome to Elvis Duran.

And the morning show.

I want to bring up something. Things that we find in our everyday lives, social norms, that just don't make sense.

I started thinking about this this weekend.

A friend of mine was talking about going to a funeral, and they went to the burial, and they slowly, you know, they let the casket go down into the ground, whatever. You don't what be tens of thousands of dollars it cost to put someone in a box and put them underground? Yeah. Oh yeah, of course. Why are we doing that? I don't know. I don't know. It just seems like it's kind of a waste. Yeah. There's, yeah. And anymore you can turn yourself into a tree or a coral reef or a diamond. There's all kinds of stuff you can do. But we're burying corpses in the ground for $10,000 at least. Yeah. It takes up a lot of space too. And look, you know I love my friends at balloon saloon, and I love balloons.

But you blow up a balloon for someone's birthday.

Here is a plastic sack of my breath.

Happy birthday.

Yeah.

If you blow it up yourself, yes.

That is true.

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