FULL SHOW: The Day Skeery Broke The Bed

Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND

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4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 17 February 2026

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Summary

Danielle hilariously volunteers to babysit Keith’s daughter in character as the wildly incapable Mrs. Mashgalopsis, setting the tone for a chaotic day. The crew shares stories ranging from birthstone history and meaningful compliments to Target express-line drama, bathroom etiquette debates, holiday cat décor pride, and ancient turtle-shell timekeeping theories. They also dive into whether businesses can legally hire only attractive people, while Skeery shocks everyone with a confession that he somehow broke a bed.

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0:00.0	This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed Human. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. I've been thinking about the things that you say. This is Elvis Duran in the C-100 Morning Show. You gotta get up to do it up to... Yeah, I yeah. Produce your Sam, you're in charge of horoscopes, aren't you?
0:21.1	I think so.
0:22.0	All right, who do you wish to do them with today?
0:23.8	I wish to do them with Scotty B because there's so many birthdays and that might bother him. Yeah, you're just naughty B. Snoddy B. Snotty B always has a problem with these birthdays. Who do you have today? Well, I know all these people. If it's your birthday today, you share it with Paris Hilton, Michael Jordan, Ed Sheeran, Billy Joe Armstrong,
0:38.8	Jeremy Allen White, Joseph Gordon Levitt, Denise Richards, and Cord Overstreet.
0:43.7	Whoa!
0:44.4	What a party!
0:45.9	That's a lot, and they're all Aquarius.
0:49.2	Your body signals the need for rest before your mind does.
0:52.5	Listen early.
0:53.5	Your day is a six. Paisy, sensitivity's
0:56.1	running high today, but it's informative, not overwhelming. Your days of five.
1:00.6	Aries leadership is natural today. Step up when the opportunity presents itself. Your
1:05.3	day's a nine. Hey, Taurus, your instincts will guide you to make a smart decision, even if it's not the
1:10.4	most obvious one.
1:11.6	Your days in eight.
1:12.6	Gemini, a moment of invitation opens a new door.
1:16.6	Say yes without over-concerning yourself.
1:18.6	Your days at 10.
1:19.6	Hey, cancer, you hold back just enough to maintain control.
1:22.6	Emotional maturity looks pretty good on you.
1:24.6	Your days is seven.
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