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Brooke and Jeffrey

FULL SHOW: Strawberry Blowout Date, Parking Karen Loser Line + Missed Connections (5/11/26)

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.71.9K Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2026

⏱️ 66 minutes

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FULL SHOW: Monday, May 11th, 2026

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0:00.0

Hey, here we go. One hour. God, why do you do it to yourself? You're here. You're here and

0:05.1

let's not question it. It's Brooke and Jeffrey and you have found out. You sound like you're starting a marathon. Yeah. While you're at the starting line, why do I do this to myself? Everybody get ready. I got a whole hour ahead of me. You can do this, Brooke. Yes, it's not a sprint. You're not wrong. Jose, you're not wrong.

0:20.2

Oh, it's just chaos.

0:21.1

Okay, we got a new loser line.

0:22.5

We got a new second date.

0:23.5

We got laser stories for you. It's not a sprint. You're not wrong, Jose. You're not wrong. It's just chaos.

0:21.1

Okay, we got a new loser line.

0:22.5

We got a new second date. We got laser stories for you. And we're always going to start with your comments. Yes. Stanley said, you guys need to bring back Jose's drunk or maybe something else. Movie reviews. Oh, my gosh. Maybe he could review Zach Snyder's Justice League, a.k.a. the Snyder cut. It's four hours of epic DC superhero madness.

0:41.3

Could Jose sit through four hours, though?

0:43.3

Dude, I don't think drunk or something else I would sit through four hours.

0:47.5

You'd be sober by the end.

0:48.9

Yeah.

0:49.7

Or if I could get a nap in the middle, maybe.

0:52.3

Oh, yeah, you sleep for two hours of it.

0:54.1

There's a four-hour movie out. Yeah, this was the director's cut of the Justice League. It was released like a couple years ago. Like, it's not relevant. Oh. Oh, wow. Just trash. Yeah, sorry, man. Yeah, watch the new Superman instead there, boy. Oh, super girl, you mean. Oh, yeah, that one too. That one's not out yet, but it will be. I'm really excited for Supergirl. I'm also really excited for the new Mandalorian movie coming out. Dude, with all this Superman and Girl, what are they going to do Super Teen? Who's, like, super awkward, he's going through puberty, but he's learning his powers. He's got braces and acting. Spandex isn't quite tight enough. It's like kind of loose because he's so skinny. It fits better on the top. That would be good of money. All right. Here we go. Full hour. We got distracted. It starts right now. Sorry, Stanley. Now that Mother's Day is done. it's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

1:44.6

Wait, Jeff.

1:45.6

Is that a lot for you?

1:46.9

Yeah, we can finally look forward to Father's Day.

1:51.5

The fun one.

1:52.8

You can't wait one day.

1:55.3

Why would Father's Day be the fun one?

1:57.3

I take incredible, like, offense to that.

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