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Brooke and Jeffrey

FULL SHOW: Singles Mixer Secret, Creepy Limo Prank + Bathroom Fork Loser Line (9/8/25)

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.71.9K Ratings

🗓️ 8 September 2025

⏱️ 67 minutes

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FULL SHOW: Monday, September 8th, 2025

Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey:

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0:00.0

Hey, it's Monday. We've got a brand new full hour for you. Normally, Brooke would be saying this, but she pulled a Jose and is in the bathroom. It's like an abyss out there. When you walk in the door, like, I don't know where I am. Oh, really? She can be back in three hours or 30 minutes or two minutes. Yeah, we don't know what she's doing there, you know? But we're going to do this without her. Yeah. And I'm going to read a comment, Jose, from O'Frey, who says, Hey, guys, I love this show. Anytime I have a bad day, it makes me feel just a tad better when I hear the horrific dating stories. Jose, do you like Tiramisu? Oh, yeah. Don't know where that came from. That is so random. But yes, who doesn't love tiramisu, some lady fingers soaked and some marscapone and some coffee? It is the best thing ever. I want some right now. I know. Hey, why isn't it a breakfast thing? It's coffee. It should be. Oh, my gosh. with coffee, it would go so good. Oh, no. Your stomach would hurt so bad, though. Sugar with the caffeine. 6 a.m. Anyway, so I guess I should have just said yes. Yes. I liked hearing you too.

1:07.0

I knew this would happen. Anytime someone asks a food question, it's like insert one minute about

1:10.8

I got to tell you the history of the whole ingredients, yes. But anyways, we have a brand new second date today. A phone tap where Jeff does a really creepy voice, you know, the limo ride one, Jose, you know what I'm talking about. Yeah, it's really funny. And a loser line. So yeah, enjoy. And okay, I'm going to go get Brooke now. It's been too long.

1:31.8

It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and there's a new trend going viral on TikTok right now called the Great Lockin.

1:36.0

Have you heard of this?

1:37.4

I have not.

1:38.1

The idea is kind of similar to a New Year's resolution, where you commit to making a change

1:42.9

in your life right now.

1:50.8

And the goal is to carry it through the end of the year across the final hundred or so days of 2025.

1:51.9

So are we just taking our New Year's resolutions that we haven't done anything with and like

1:55.4

renaming them for right now?

1:56.8

Shifting them.

1:57.5

It doesn't have to be like a traditional resolution.

1:59.7

It's just supposed to be a way to shake off your summer laziness and really lock in on success for the next few months.

2:06.7

I see.

2:07.2

All right.

2:07.7

I feel like I haven't been lazy.

2:08.6

I thought I was about to get lazy now.

2:10.7

I'm like, wait.

2:12.5

Well, so the question is, what do each of us want to do in our lives for our great lock-in?

2:19.0

Alexis, what's your goal for yourself?

2:21.6

Maybe buying some American-made eyelash glue for once?

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