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Brooke and Jeffrey

FULL SHOW: Roadside King Date, Brooke’s Airport Scam + Alexis the Busker (5/20/26)

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.71.9K Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2026

⏱️ 66 minutes

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FULL SHOW: Wednesday, May 20th, 2026

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0:00.0

Like it or not, you're going to hear what's on our mind today. It's a brand new edition.

0:04.1

In your full hour. Thanks for finding the full hour here with Brooke and Jeffrey. And we would love it if you subscribe. That's great. We got a new second date. We've got a lot of fun today. But first, always comments. Yes. And Omega Walnut Chug said.

0:17.7

Very healthy. Yes. Day six of asking Alexis to read my comment. I must look like a lunatic cackling like a witch in the middle of a field picking rocks. Listening to the podcast makes my work today go by quicker and makes my day better. Thanks for the laughs. Been listening since 2018. Yeah. Wow. I've had to pick up rocks in fields before. Really? Yeah. Before you do the hay, before the tractor comes through, you got to get the big ones out.

0:41.5

Yeah. Wow. I've had to pick up rocks and fields before. Really? Okay. Yeah, before you do the hay before the tractor comes through.

0:40.0

So you had to get the big ones out. Yeah. I'm just proud that you read it after six attempts. That wasn't very long. I didn't choose it because of the days. I chose it because of the cackling witch comments. That really caught my attention. I like the visual. Yeah. I thought you would make them way longer.

0:52.1

If you could paint a picture for us, we're sold.

0:54.5

For sure.

0:55.3

Perfect.

0:55.7

For sure.

0:56.0

So thank you for being here.

0:57.1

Leave your comments. I think it would make them way longer. If you could paint a picture for us, we're sold.

0:54.5

For sure.

0:55.3

For sure.

0:56.0

So thank you for being here.

0:57.1

Leave your comments in this episode's, you know, comment section.

1:01.1

That's what they're called.

1:02.4

And we're going to start the full hour right now.

1:04.3

Believe it or not, it's been 20 years since the TSA launched its super not confusing 311 liquids rule.

1:13.1

Oh, God.

1:13.7

It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, which, so simple, just limits travelers to 3.4 ounces

1:20.9

of liquid per one container with those containers fitting inside a one quart-sized clear bag.

1:28.3

Yeah.

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