FULL SHOW: Proposal Rejection Awkward Call, Talk Like a Caveman + Karen Revenge Plan (4/2/26)
Brooke and Jeffrey
iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 2K Ratings
🗓️ 2 April 2026
⏱️ 53 minutes
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FULL SHOW: Thursday, April 2nd, 2026
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, it's Brick and Jeffrey in the morning. |
| 0:01.7 | Brand new full hour for you with a brand new awkward Thursday phone call. |
| 0:06.1 | Yeah. |
| 0:06.5 | Dude, a guy who has proposed three times and is not giving up yet. |
| 0:11.3 | No, he's not. |
| 0:12.5 | Dude, you got to stick around for this one. |
| 0:15.1 | Brand new TikTok, lots of fun ahead. |
| 0:16.7 | But first comments. |
| 0:17.8 | Amanda said, Jake is so adorable. |
| 0:20.6 | I love his shock collar questions. He has a great singing voice, and he's so cute when he laughs. He has definitely joined my one-day meat list. That's cute. Get in line. I think Jake's the funniest person on the whole show. Yeah. I think he's the tallest person on the whole show. Oh, sure that. When Jake laughs at your jokes, you know you made it. You're like, all right, I feel good now. That's true. That's my opinion. I think he's the tallest person. For sure that. When Jake laughs at your jokes, you know you made it. |
| 0:39.2 | You're like, all right, I feel good now. That's true. That's true. All right. Here it is. Your brand new full hour starts right now. Here comes Peter. Hey, since we're getting close, let's get some Easter candy stats. Oh, okay. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. |
| 0:53.2 | So right now, the average Easter basket has about a 20% chance of including peeps. Ooh. Wow. It's high. It's for the aesthetic. It's a decor thing. I will say I'm with you on that one. Yeah. It's the look of it, not the flavor. Also, you have to remind kids, not everything's going to be great all the time. |
| 1:11.6 | That's right. |
| 1:12.6 | Teach them earlier. |
| 1:13.6 | Or just figure out what chemicals taste like. |
| 1:15.6 | Yeah. |
| 1:16.6 | In fact, West Virginia is the peep's capital of the U.S. with a 35% chance of getting peeped on. |
| 1:23.6 | Dude, I could believe the amount of flavors. |
| 1:26.6 | Yeah. At this store, there was wild. Meanwhile, kids in believe the amount of flavors. Yeah. |
| 1:28.3 | At the store, there was wild. |
| 1:29.3 | Meanwhile, kids in Arkansas and Montana least likely to get peeps. |
| 1:33.3 | Okay. |
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