FULL SHOW: Profile Pic Hack Date, Opera Karaoke Loser Line + Old Alan Prank (1/5/26)
Brooke and Jeffrey
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4.7 • 2K Ratings
🗓️ 5 January 2026
⏱️ 63 minutes
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FULL SHOW: Monday, January 5th, 2026
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| 0:00.0 | We made it 2026. That is so wild to say. |
| 0:03.2 | Yes. |
| 0:04.0 | Thanks for being here for the full show. We do have some new stuff for you. We got some classics as well. Okay, it's going to be a little mix. And then starting this Thursday, we'll give you all new episodes all hour long. So, yeah. So enjoy some of the fun right now. But first, we're going to start with a comment. Yeah, this one was actually on our text board. |
| 0:22.0 | And they said, what's up, Friends, texting from the East Coast of Maryland. I found you guys on TikTok and started listening and realized my teenager already knew who y'all were. Jose, I've been sitting here listening to reruns and I just can't believe you don't have like 30 million baby moms. And Brooke, sis, the relationship you have with your co-workers is just amazing. |
| 0:40.5 | I'm so thankful you are not a soft bee and cry when people decide to gang up on you |
| 0:45.4 | because they all gang, gang, gang on you every day. |
| 0:47.9 | That's right. |
| 0:48.4 | That's right. |
| 0:48.8 | I'm a hard bee. |
| 0:50.2 | Always have been. |
| 0:52.0 | Well, hey, I love these guys. |
| 0:53.5 | So I'm glad you're enjoying the show, and I'm glad you found us. I'm glad your teenager found us first. That means we're actually maybe cool. I don't know. All right. Enjoy the next hour. It starts right now. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, soon to be the De Beau show. Sometimes with Brooke, too. Oh, really? I'm all for the name change. That's something we're all looking forward to in the new year. Yeah, we are, Jeff. But what about our personal goals? Well, that's not personal for you? Yeah. Joe, that's a size. Yeah, it's a business. I, it's a business choice. I think you need to rewrite that joke. |
| 1:28.1 | Well, because if you remember, two years ago, Brooke proudly announced it was going to be her year of hot. Oh, and it was. I was a smoke show. Oh, wow. Self-reclane. That's right. And then last year, she really dialed it back to the year of better posture. And I worked really hard at that. |
| 1:45.8 | I'm still working on it. |
| 1:46.6 | All the other 70. year, she really dialed it back to the year of better posture. And I worked really hard at that. I'm still working on it. |
| 1:46.7 | Among with all the other 70-year-olds in your community working on their posture. |
| 1:50.9 | You're so stupid. |
| 1:51.8 | The entire 365. |
| 1:53.8 | But, you know, that was all last year. |
| 1:55.7 | This is now. |
| 1:57.1 | And what's it going to be this time around the sun? |
| 2:00.9 | Brooke, do you want a drum roll for the unveiling? |
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