Oh, It's the Bob and Tom Show.

When I was a small boy.

When I was a small boy I'd climb into my bed my mother would turn off the light

and pat my little head.

She would tell me lessons she had learned.

In part wisdom, she passed along.

Then she'd stand in my shadowed room and sing this little song

Never trust a puppet

Puppets are untrue no matter what the puppet says he don't care about you.

Never trust a puppet. Popets are insincere.

Somehow everyone always finds out what you whisper in a puppete.

When I was a young girl I got a puppet for my birthday.

We went everywhere together and played and laughed and sang.

But the puppet started lying.

We're taking things that didn't belong to it and saying it appropriate things at my

parents parties and one night when I was asleep the puppet ran away.

He's pretty cool! Never trust the puppet

for the fish!

They share.

There is something not quite right in a puppet stare.

Never give your heart to a puppet always stay on your guard

Popets will betray you

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