Oh, It's the Bob and Tom show.

It's the Bob and Tom Show.

Lady Ho, everyone, this is the Mr. Obvious show. I'm your host, Mr. Obvious. As always, I'm here to help you, the listener with your problems, big or small. Let's go right to the old

telephones. Hello Mr. Obvious.

Is this Mr. Obvious? Speaking. Hi Mr. Obvious. Long-time listener, first-time caller.

Uh-huh.

Let me just start by saying I really love your show, Mr. Obvious.

Well, that's just grand and thank you for calling.

Sir, I appreciate it.

No, wait, Mr. Obvious?

Yes.

Yeah, I've got a problem I wanted to talk to you about.

Of course, that's why I'm here, caller.

Go ahead with your question.

Well, for several years now, my wife and I have been saving her money because I wanted to build a deck, right off

our living room there in the back of the house.

Oh that is lovely. Nothing like a nice deck.

Oh yeah, well, uh, we've been skipping the saving.

Finally saved enough so that we could afford to have that deck.

Wow, my congratulations to you caller once again

and I appreciate the fun no here's here's the problem even though I'm pretty handy

Fear is too big a job for me so I took your advice Mr. Obvious always call a professional

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