Oh, It's the Bob and Tom Show.

I love Halloween.

I love Halloween and everything about it, you know, the night and candy Esther used to buy for the little goblins

and the trick-or-treaters themselves. Why, she'd buy enough candy for the whole darn city, I'll tell you.

And every kid within a few blocks from here knew it.

They knew they could come to the old Johnson house and be sure to get some really good stuff, you know,

popcorn balls and big candy bars and

bubble gun you know the best.

Trick or treat.

Yeah I haven't been much up for handing out treats the past couple of years

because the kid's stop coming by.

I don't know why.

But anyway, this year I'm ready for him again,

got the popcorn balls made and pick up some little big snickering in my bar.

I just hope they come by.

I should go and maybe they just decide to stop coming by since I haven't done it for a while.

Oh well, I'll just sit here and wait here if anybody shows up.

You want some candy, old man.

I've been here that old man Johnson had all of history's favorite treats ready for him, passed out and they didn't stop by, huh?

That's it, let's get it!

Yeah, I guess I just not coming, I guess they're not going to show up tonight. Oh well, I guess I'll turn in almost 7 o'clock.

Now, just save it for my granddaughter's birthday party.

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