Oh, It's the Bob and Tom Show. Well, dinner is done. It sure was great. You could have fed an army with the food I ate. I must have filled my plate a good six or seven times.

The table's clear, dishes are done,

and the house is ours now the family is gone. You say let's have some fun and I can read between the line.

You walk over to me, you say get out of that chair. You sit on my lap and say let's head upstairs you run your hand through my hair and

Slip your tongue in my ear

They're looking good with just that apron on but I'm afraid my libido is up and gone.

I just ate a ton and I've got some bad news my dear. I'm too full to f-f-in.

I'm too full to f-in.

Maybe you're out of luck.

I'd get up if I could but I'll be damned if I ain't stuffed.

I'm too stuffed to screw.

You make love on you.

I'm short of breath and intercourse something I can't do.

I'm too bloated to bang.

My belly's covered my wigg.

I'm just one man but right now I weigh as much as a gang.

I feel like a good pop.

I got a deuce to drop.

Oh!

After that we could try, but,

babe, you'll have to be on time.

Because I'm too full to f-s-s-s-s-s-s

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