Oh, It's the Bob and Tom show.

I'm Doug Ledush.

I'm Doug Ledadduche and I approved this ad.

If you've heard my opponent's commercials,

you know that they're full of negative and personal attacks on me.

What do DUIs, tax liens, and soliciting prostitutes have to do with running for Congress?

I ask you, just because someone did something bad yesterday

doesn't mean they can't be good tomorrow. I am promising to run a positive campaign with no mudslinging or personal attacks.

That's why I, Doug Laddoosh, will not run ads that mention the rumor that my opponent is a deadbeat dad,

never pays for mulch, and stole 17 meatloaf dinners from meals on wheels.

Even if these are undoubtedly true, they will never be mentioned by me,

Doug Laddoosh. So, vote for me this election. Remember, I am planning for tomorrow not for today. I'm Doug Laddush and I like

animals and children. Paid for by the Doug Ladd Duch for President Committee, Ted Feckelman Treasury.

Hi, it's the Bob and Tom Show. Now I want you all to promise me something if you behave yourselves

and honor me in the next half hour I'll bring the moon back okay okay

yeah if you're listening in Peru it might not be a total eclipse.

But thanks, by the way.

Boy, what a bummer.

Did you see the eclipse?

Real stupid.

Real dumb.

It's great. Like, there's a cloud in front of it.

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