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To be honest, I've never heard of the first bank that treats you like your Tom Griswold.

This man came in and said he'd never heard of the first bank that treats you like your Tom Griswold.

I wanted to make a deposit, but I had a million things to do that day so I didn't want to spend a long time waiting in line behind a

doosh bag without proper identification, there was some loser trying to open a checking account with 20 bucks.

We could tell he was a very busy and important customer so he let him straight to our

VIP banking teller, but he refused.

I told the morons that I'd rather eat a raw turd.

They have to sit and listen to their pathetic little pitch about money market funds,

CDs or squirrel Christmas accounts.

I told them I just walk up to the drive-thru ATM.

Thank you very much.

The man was about to go out to use the ATM,

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