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The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

Full Show Podcast for November 7, 2022

The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

The BOB & TOM Show

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.51.1K Ratings

🗓️ 7 November 2022

⏱️ 164 minutes

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0:00.0

This episode is brought to you by Shopify.

0:02.0

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0:05.0

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0:07.0

Whether you're selling succulents or stilettoes,

0:09.0

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0:14.0

So get serious about selling and get Shopify today.

0:17.0

Sign up for a one pound per month trial period at shopify.coidek slash special offer or

0:22.0

lower case.

0:23.0

That's Shopify.

0:24.0

CODEK slash Special Offer. It's the Bob and Tom Show.

0:50.0

To be honest, I've never heard of the first bank that treats you like your Tom Griswold.

0:55.0

This man came in and said he'd never heard of the first bank that treats you like your Tom Griswold.

1:00.0

I wanted to make a deposit, but I had a million things to do that day so I didn't want to spend a long time waiting in line behind a

1:07.0

doosh bag without proper identification, there was some loser trying to open a checking account with 20 bucks.

1:15.0

We could tell he was a very busy and important customer so he let him straight to our

1:21.2

VIP banking teller, but he refused.

1:24.4

I told the morons that I'd rather eat a raw turd.

1:27.4

They have to sit and listen to their pathetic little pitch about money market funds,

1:31.2

CDs or squirrel Christmas accounts.

1:34.0

I told them I just walk up to the drive-thru ATM.

1:38.0

Thank you very much.

1:39.0

The man was about to go out to use the ATM,

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