Oh, It's the Bob and Tom Show.

Have you ever had one of those days when nothing goes right?

Your wife starts bitching by whatever it was she was bitching about last night.

So you escape into the bathroom just to sit there on your throne but after you finish your

business the toilet paper is gone well it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass. It's a bad day

so you better get off my back you might get cold cocktail if you cross my path

if you cross my path because it's a great day for me to work somebody's ass

Well, I was running late for work so I poured me some coffee to go. And just before I had a flat tie spilled it all over my clothes when the highway

patrol man pulled up. I thought that help was on the way but when he saw the tire

tool in my hand he shot me with pepper spray

well it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass.

It's a bad day.

So you better get off my back. You might get cold cocked.

If you cross my path

because it's a great day.

Y'all can sing it, it's going to.

For me to whoop somebody's ass.

When I finally made it to work I was 15 minutes late I told my boss about the flat tire but he fired me anyway

So here I am out in the parking lot

Just waiting by his call man.

I'm gonna give him a goodbye present

that he never will forget.

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