Oh, It's the Bob and Tom Show.

From the people who brought you the sounds of Halloween

and the sounds of Christmas.

Bada da da da da da da da da da da da.

The Bob and Tom Show proudly presents the audio collection The Sounds of Thanksgiving.

Marvin, who changed the temperature on the oven?

My gams are burning.

My fucking gans are burning. My gans are burning.

Yes, if you can't make it home this Thanksgiving, we'll bring the holiday home to you, with the

sounds of Thanksgiving.

You're over cooking the turkey Roger the turkey's fine

Alice it's not fine Roger it's gonna be all dry and crusty

Alice the only thing dry and crusty around here is in your pants.

Oh my!

The sounds of Thanksgiving.

And we didn't forget your stoner brother at the dinner table either.

Yo dude, could you pass me more of the gravy? You guys ever try mannades on jello?

No, gamma, those brownies ain't for you.

The sounds of Thanksgiving will keep you stress free by reminding you that you're not actually dealing with the shit show that is Thanksgiving with your family.

Kimberly, your cat just peed on me.

That's a pillow, your petting Uncle Clarence.

You just pissed your pants again.

...