Oh, It's the Bob and Tom Show.

From the people who brought you the sounds of Halloween

and the sounds of Christmas.

The Bob and Tom Show proudly presents the audio collection, The Sounds of Thanksgiving.

Marvin, who changed the temperature on the oven?

My gans are burning. my gans are burning my gans are burning yes if you can't make

it home this Thanksgiving will bring the holiday home to you with the sounds of

Thanksgiving you're over cooking the turkey Roger. The turkey's fine Alice.

It's not fine Roger. It's going to be all dry and crusty.

Alice, the only thing dry and crusty around here is in your pants.

Oh my!

The sounds of Thanksgiving.

And we didn't forget your stoner brother at the dinner table either.

Yo dude, could you pass me more of the gravy?

You guys ever try mayonnaise on jello?

No, gamma, those brownies ain't for you.

The sounds of Thanksgiving will keep you stress free

by reminding you that you're not actually dealing with the shit show

that is Thanksgiving with your family.

Kimberly, your cat just peed on me.

That's a pillow, your petting Uncle Clarence.

You just pissed your pants again.

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