McDonald's are making small improvements to our classic burgers, searing out 100%

British beef patties so they're even juicier.

And we're serving them hotter for meltier cheese, all in new toast of your

buns. The classics, now a little more mmm comparison with

prior classic burgers served after 11 a.m. subject to availability.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm. Mm. Ohhmm. Oh, It's the Bob and Tom Show. For years we Europeans have had a special taste for bottled waters. The benefits of drinking bottled waters have not been lost on you intelligent Americans.

More and more of you are drinking exotic, healthy, and expensive imported bottled water.

First it was Perrier, the sparkling crystal clear water from France.

Then came Evian, crisp, refreshing pure spring water from the Alps.

And now the latest bottle water to cross the ocean

imported exclusively by gullible yank imports it's hot dog water.

Listen to what your fellow Americans said about imported Hot Dog Water when we secretly

served it to them in a very chic New York City Bistro.

Oh, God.

Well, it's kind of cloudy.

You know, hanging and it's where it has an aftertaste.

It's important.

It's chic and very exclusive.

Well, let me be frank.

Princess Diana drinks it and it's very expensive.

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