Oh, It's the Bob and Tom Show.

For years, we Europeans have had a special taste for bottled waters.

The benefits of drinking bottled waters have not been lost on you intelligent Americans.

More and more of you are drinking exotic, healthy, and expensive imported bottled water.

First it was Perrier, the sparkling crystal clear water from France.

Then came Evian, crisp, refreshing pure spring water from the Alps.

And now the latest battle water to cross the ocean imported exclusively by

gullible yank imports. It's hot dog water.

Listen to what your fellow Americans said about imported hot dog water

when we secretly served it to them in a very chic New York City Bistro.

Oh, God.

Well, it's kind of cloudy.

Yeah, hanging and it's around has an aftertaste.

It's important.

Well, it's a... It's chic and very exclusive.

Well, let me be frank.

Princess Diana drinks it and it's very expensive.

I love it.

What's it called?

It's called hot dog water.

Hot dog water.

And what do you think, sir?

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