meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

Full Show Podcast for May 2, 2023

The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

The BOB & TOM Show

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.51.1K Ratings

🗓️ 2 May 2023

⏱️ 165 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

We do something different on today's show, and we tune in to another show! Enjoy listening to the Light & Lame Show with us as we chat with comedians Maria Bamford and Dave Dugan!  Enjoy every segment of today's BOB & TOM Show. Join Tom Griswold, Chick McGee, Kristi Lee, Josh Arnold, Pat Godwin, and Willie Griswold for a blend of comedy, talk, news, and sports. Avoid the commercials and get the full show without ads through B&T VIP. Subscribe now at BobandTom.com/VIP. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

This episode is brought to you by Oracle.

0:03.0

AI is storming every industry, but how do you compete without costs spiraling out of control?

0:08.8

Time to upgrade to Oracle Cloud Infrastructure, or OCI.

0:13.3

OCI is one efficient platform for your infrastructure, database and application development

0:18.6

with AI built in.

0:20.3

Do more and spend less like Uber, the Premier League and Oracle Red Bull Racing.

0:25.0

Take a free test drive at oracle.com slash Spotify. Oh, It's the Bob and Tom Show.

0:47.0

The Big Dance was coming and I wanted to go. I asked Tilly Schroeder, but she said no.

1:01.0

I asked lots of girls from other high schools. They told me to get lost. I felt like a fool.

1:09.0

I knew, I knew, I knew I couldn't take my cousin nor my new stepmom.

1:14.0

Guess I'd spend another night with Rosie Pum.

1:18.0

I bopped around the neighborhood feeling blue.

1:22.0

Saw my uncle Jackie told me what to do.

1:26.0

And so and so and so saved up my money from the hot dog king,

1:31.0

serving up wieners and onion rings I hopped on my bike and rowed downtown

1:38.6

hit a couple corners and asked around.

1:43.0

that's how that's how I took a hooker to the prom.

1:47.0

A real live hooker to my high school prom.

1:52.0

I showed up in a limo and a rented tucks with a woman on my arm they call

1:57.8

Electrolux. She wore six inch heels and torn fish nets a skin tied dress showing off her

2:07.8

assets the other boys were jealous all the girls were sour I had the only date the charges by the hour

2:16.6

Well, oh well the principal came over all angry and red I swore I saw steam coming out of his head. My date glanced

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from The BOB & TOM Show, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of The BOB & TOM Show and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.