Oh, It's the Bob and Tom show.

I've decided I'm the only guy in the world.

I've decided I'm the only guy in the world that likes the hell out of Prince Charles.

I want to drink a Budweiser with Prince Charles.

You think Prince Charles drinks Budweiser?

If he hangs out with me he's going to... Well then he won't do either. his drinks

but why?

If he hangs out with me, he's going to.

Well, then he won't do either.

I'm positive that Pat Carlini and Christi both despise Prince Charles.

Oh, no.

He's a little strange, but he's kind of a geek yeah he told you got big ears and he can't dance well

but the man's gonna be the king England he's going out with his old college girlfriend

Camilla Parker Dambles the ugliest woman in England.

So apparently you can see past outside beauty into inner beauty,

which makes him one of them Oprah Winfrey sensitive types.

He could be sleeping with every woman in England. She's going to be the King of Damn England.

If I was King of England, I'd be sleeping with every woman in England.

I'd be knocking on the door.

Fred, go to Home Depot for about an hour.

King England, good to see you.

How you do it?

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