Oh, It's the Bob and Tom Show.

One, two, three.

One, two, three, four.

Way back when I was 22, everybody had hair down there.

Girls, Claaybar magazine, all had pubic hair.

I'd like to take a lady to lunch.

If there's a little carpet to munch, nobody has pukes, and am I.

I went to my local gym and all the guys there are here free.

I'm feeling self-conscious because downstairs,

I'm Duck Dynasty.

Shave my junk had a heart attack looks like the baby carrot playing hacky sack

Nobody has pews around the moor

Nobody has pubic hair.

Everybody's poos baby but smooth.

Nobody has pews anymore.

Tuba care. Oh, how I loved you. What did you have to go? I think it's she a pet or a fro like waka flaka. I missed the 70s and a crutch just like

you baka. Just like Schu Barker. I had a day with a gorgeous girl, hell I was twice her age.

I was hoping when we made love, she had hair down there like better page.

Now everybody's cooches bear and I like a little garfunkle down there.

Nobody has pews when I'm on.

Everybody's wax and shaved and I like a big bush at the top of the cave.

Nobody has pews.

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