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The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

Full Show Podcast for March 22, 2024

The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

The BOB & TOM Show

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.51.1K Ratings

🗓️ 22 March 2024

⏱️ 163 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Chris Schlichting joins us in studio today and Jeff Oskay gives us a new edition of What You Failed To Mention News! Plus we've got Tom's horrible mayonnaise story, the most people dressed up like Einstein, and David Rush putting on shirts! Enjoy every segment of today's BOB & TOM Show. Join Tom Griswold, Chick McGee, Kristi Lee, Josh Arnold, Pat Godwin, and Willie Griswold for a blend of comedy, talk, news, and sports. Avoid the commercials and get the full show without ads through B&T VIP. Subscribe now at BobandTom.com/VIP. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Oh, It's the Bob and Tom Show. B double E double R you and beer run

0:25.0

B double E double R you and beer run

0:30.0

all we need is a 10 and a 5 or a car and a key and a sober driver D double E double R U and beer

0:37.0

up.

0:38.0

A couple of frat guys from Abilene drove out all night to see Robert Earl

0:46.8

Keene at the Capex Wine and Swire dance. They wore baseball caps and khaki pants.

0:51.3

They wanted cigarettes. So to save a little money they got

0:53.8

one from this hippie that smelled kind of funny and the next thing they knew they were

0:57.1

both really hungry and pretty thirsty too.

1:00.3

B-E-E-W-E-W-R-U-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-D-E-D-R-U-R-U-N-R-U-N-B-R-U-R-U-N-R-U-R-U-N-R-N-R-N-R-U-N-R-N-R-N. All we need is a 10 and a 5 or a car and a key and a sober driver B double E double R U and beer run

1:18.0

Find a store with the sign said their beer was coldest they sent in Brad because he looked the oldest. He got a case of beer and a

1:24.0

candy bar. Walked over to where all them registers are, latest fake ID on the countertop.

1:28.9

The clerk looked, he turned, he looked back up, he stopped. He said, son, I'm not going to call the cops but I'm going to

1:33.5

have to keep this card the guys both took it pretty hard.

1:38.6

B double E double R you and Bearer B double E double R you and bea.

1:43.0

E double R you and beer.

1:45.0

Oh, how happy we would be he had we only brought a better fake idea on this.

1:52.0

B double E double R you and beer. He had a we on it brought a better fake idea on his B-E-R-U-N-B-R-U-N-B-R-U-N-B-R-U-N-B-R-N-B-B-R-N-B-B-R-U-N. They found this other old hippie-O-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-E-R-O-N-B-B-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O- Robert Earl King's song, so they gave him all their cash. He bought him some brew.

2:03.3

It's a beautiful day out in Santa Cruz.

2:05.3

They were feeling so good, it should have been a crime.

2:07.4

The crowd was cool, and the band was prime.

2:09.3

They made it back up front to their seats just in time,

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