Dave. It's the Bob and Tom Show.

With us in the studio.

Comedian, Chad Daniels.

Hello.

Chad once again, husband of one, father of two.

Look, don't you have a news conference for your kids every now and then?

Three times a day when I'm home I have a press conference with my children.

Really? Really?

So they're asking the questions or are they on the day us with you?

How to tell you? They're only allowed to ask questions during the conference.

Exactly, because what happened was there was questions all day and I don't have time for that. I got to think a little bit for myself. Otherwise I go out in the real world with adults and I'm like, it's a ball. I'm just too integrated in the field, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.

So I've laminated some press passes,

gave them a notebook and a pen,

and three times a day I wheel a podium out of my closet

into the living room and they come running. Oh I'll bet. Because they know it's the only time.

Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy,

exactly. Do you have to acknowledge them? Do you? I absolutely do I say okay everyone settle down please. Thank you for coming. We'll go ahead and start the press conference.

Ladies first, Olivia first question. Why does your puppy dog stick to the refrigerator? Well, it's a great question.

There's a magnet on the back of it.

Magnet stick to metal, the refrigerator is made of metal. That's why your puppy dog sticks to the refrigerator.

Great question.

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