Oh, It's the Bob and Tom Show.

When I was a small boy, I'd climb into my bed.

My mother would turn off the light and pat my little head.

She would tell me lesson she had learned.

In part wisdom, she passed along.

Then she'd stand in my shadowed room

and sing this little song.

Never trust a puppet.

Poppets are untrue.

No matter what the Poppet says,

He don't care about you.

Never trust a puppet.

Puppets are insincere.

Somehow everyone always finds out what you whisper in a puppete.

When I was a young girl, I got a puppet for my birthday.

We went everywhere together and played and laughed and sang.

But the puppet started lying.

And taking things that didn't belong to it.

And saying it things at my parents' parties.

And one night when I was asleep,

the puppet ran away. away! He's crazy! Never trust her pocket or the fish or they share.

There is something not quite right in a puppet stare.

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