This radio commercial was made to convince you to stop speeding.

We can't use siren sound effects on the radio, so we'll use other equally jarring sound effects

to get your attention. Like telling you that whether you drive a little over the speed limit or a lot you can crash just the same.

You could hurt yourself or worse others.

I'm at the scene of the collision. And the damage you cause will be beyond repair.

See? We didn't have to use crash or siren sounds after all.

Speeding catches up with you.

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A couple of frat guys from Abilene drove out all night to see Robert Earl

King at the Capex wine and Swire dance. They wore a baseball caps and khaki pants.

They wanted cigarettes. So to save a little money they got

one from this hippie that smelled kind of funny and the next thing they knew they were both

really hungry and pretty thirsty too.

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Run.

Find a store with the sign said their beer was coldest they sent in Brad because he looked the oldest.

He got a case of beer and a candy bar.

Walked over to where all them registers are,

latest fake ID on the countertop.

The clerk looked, he turned, he looked back up, he stopped.

He said, son, I'm not gonna call the cops,

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