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For years, Europeans have had a special taste for bottled waters. The benefits of

drinking bottled waters have not been lost on you intelligent Americans.

More and more of you are drinking exotic, healthy, and expensive imported bottled water.

First it was Perrier, the sparkling crystal clear water from France.

Then came Evian, crisp, refreshing pure spring water from the Alps.

And now the latest battle water to cross the ocean, imported exclusively by gullible

yank imports. It's Hot Dog Water.

Listen to what your fellow Americans said about imported. water. Sheik, New York City Bistro. Oh, God.

Well, it's kind of cloudy, you know, hanging, and it's where it has an aftertaste.

It's important.

Well, it's, uh... It's's chic and very exclusive. Well, let me be frank. Princess

Diana drinks it and it's very expensive. I love it. What's it called? It's called

Hot Dog Water. I love it. What's it called? It's called hot dog water.

Hot dog water.

And what do you think, sir?

It's, um... It's imported. It's kind of cloudy. It's very nutritious.

Sort of tastes like hot dog water. It is hot dog water.

Ah yes, the unmistakable taste of hot dog water bottled in Vener Vassar Austria.

You'll find a butlet plant just a yodle away from the Vener Vassar sausage factory just south of the Danube River

sewage treatment facility.

This is delightful.

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