Oh, It's the Bob and Tom Show.

You should have seen me last night when I I fell down laughing and I stumbled down a

flight of metal stairs.

I went crashing through the window at the VFW hall, tumbled or a pile of metal chairs.

And then I cussed out my girlfriend tried to feel up her mom.

I wrecked my car, I think I bruised my spy.

Oh, you ought to go with me when I go out drinking.

I always have myself a real good time.

I got drunk and stole this boat out of the Edgewater Yacht Club

do 90 miles an hour up to the pay.

I sank her out by bucket point

and walked on into town, tore up someone's flowers on my way.

Then I barged into the cruise nest and I had grew up on the road.

I slapped that host to sauner bit behind for you go with me when I go out

drink it always have myself real good time.

I jog dirty to the waitress and I never ever leave her no tip.

Leave her all my roaches in the guacamole

if you all are all I ought to do with me when I go out drinking

and always have myself myself real good time

So I'm going out tonight

And I'm gonna tie on a good one

Does anybody here want to go out drinking with me?

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