Oh, It's the Bob and Tom Show.

The Bob and Tom Show. I remember way back when I was just a boy going places what my mom and dad.

It used to scare me to death.

My mom used to act after six or seven fears she's had.

We were sitting at a table when mama got disabled all the liquor running through her head.

Soon I got you choking. Daddy wasn't joking when he grabbed me by the arm and said,

Don't look now your mama's got her boobs out showing everybody around.

Faces turning red we were wishing we were dead every people standing all around.

Mama gets you drinking there ain't much thinking,

there's nothing anybody can do.

It's a hope and pray, there never comes a day

when my mama's half drinking again.

Well, we got... a day when my mama's half drinking my sheep.

Well, we got her in a truck and we started driving home

when mama said she had to go.

Daddy pulled it over, we were standing on the shoulder

while mama's putting on the show

He started up a truck and mama stood up with her pants still around her knees

And we heard mama holler if you give me a dollar well I let you take a pig at these

Don't look now your mama's got her boot

Out showing everybody in town

Basis turning red we were wishing we were dead, there are people standing all around.

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