Oh, It's the Bob and Tom Show. I got a gal with just one eye.

a gal with just one eye.

No depth of feel but sweet as pie.

And I just don't carry old.

If a vision isn't stereo. If a vision isn't stereo. Hurry on. To me she'll always be the tops.

My sweet little cyclops.

He's the one I, one I, one I,

she's the one I, one I love.

She's the one I, one I, one I,

one I, one I, one I, one I, one I,

she's the One Eye, One I Love.

Now you might wonder what you're

You might wonder what she's thinking.

Cause it looks like she's winking. In argument. In arguments I yell and cry.

But you just can't see the other side.

But you just can't see the other side.

It's worse than it looks, says her mother.

Because she's blind and one eye, blonde in the other.

Well, she's the one I, one eye, she's the one I, one I love.

She's the one I, one I, one I, one I, one eye, one One I She's the One I One I love

Now how it happens. She's the one I one I love Now how it happens. She just won't spill.

Was it Scissor Sprint or William Tell? Well, the eye got put out and was never found.

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