Noo. It's the Bob and Tom Show.

Have you ever had one of those days when nothing goes right?

Your wife starts bitching by whatever it was she was bitching about last night

So you escape into the bathroom just to sit there on your throne. But after you finish your business, the toilet paper

is gone. Well it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass. It's a bad day so you better

so you better get off my back. You might get cold cocktail. If you cross my path, if you

cross my path. Because it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's Well I was running late for work so I poured me some coffee to go.

And just before I had a flat tie, I spilled it all over my clothes.

When the highway patrolman pulled up, I thought that help was on the way. But when he saw the tire tool in my hand,

he shot me with pepper spray. Well, it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass.

It's a bad day.

So you better get off my back. You might get cold cocked.

If you cross my path because it's a great day.

I'm saying it. It's going to.

For me to whoop somebody's ass

When I finally made it to work I was 15 minutes late I told my boss about the flat tire but he fired me anyway

So here I am out in the parking lot

Just waiting by his call man I'm going to give him a goodbye present that he never will forget.

Let's sign it together.

Because it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass.

It's a bad day.

So you better get off my back. You might get cold cot.

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