Oh, It's the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, Joe Joey Butterfuco here.

Let me talk to just use guys for a second.

Fellas, you already know that you need more than a deep voice and a quick wit to impress the ladies.

People always ask me, Joey, how do you attract hot chicks like Amy Fisher?

Is it your gold chains? Or maybe that manly

scent of your aromatic and intoxicating Cologne and splash on. No, I tell him, listen

up, I've got two words for you guys.

Body hair.

That's what turned me into the chick magnet that I am today.

And that's why I started the Joey Barofuco body hair club for men.

Just watch this genuine simulated demonstration.

Hi, darling.

Hey, mister.

Say, sweet cakes, do you like hairy men?

Yeah, I'm not sure, I guess.

Just let me remove my shit.

Oh my God, new animal, you are so hairy and so sexy. Can you show me your boat?

Joey, I mean mister?

As you can see, that hot little number nearly juiced her jockeys when she got a load of my hairy body.

But Joey, you're asking, I do not have a hairy body.

Exactly, and that's why I started the Joey Butterfuco Body Hair Club for men.

You want to look like me? It's easy.

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