Oh, It's the Bob and Tom Show.

When I was a small boy I'd climb into my bed my mother would turn off the light and pat my little head.

She would tell me lessons she had learned.

In part wisdom, she passed along.

Then she'd stand in my shadowed room, and sing this little song.

Never trust a puppet.

Poppets are untrue.

No matter what the puppet says,

we don't care about you.

Never trust a puppet.

Poppets are insincere.

Somehow everyone always finds out what you whisper in a puppete.

When I was a young girl I got a puppet for my birthday.

We went everywhere together and played and laughed and sang.

But the puppet started lying.

We were taking things that didn't belong to it.

And saying it appropriate things at my parents' parties.

And one night when I was asleep the puppet ran away.

Heh heh heh heh heh he's pretty. He's crazy cool! Never trust the pocket!

For the fish!

The fish there is a puppet stare. Never give your heart to a puppet always stay on your guard. Popets will betray you.

Puppets are so weird.

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